I used to do tech support for an ISP for a living; at this point I do non-ISP help desk work. Most of it is supporting older unix systems and DOS systems.
This should explain why I don't like end users, ID10Ts, PEBKACs, and other similar humans. Don't like it? Tough. Those books and documents that come with your computer and software were written so you don't have to bother people like me.

Long story short: If you don't like this page, allow me to cordially invite you to piss off.
Back to the fun part. Use the menu at the left...although, if you needed me to tell you that, you're probably the type of person who'd end up ON this page.

Were your little feelings bruised by this page? If so, watch me sit here and not care...but, in the event that you feel you need to email me to tell me something, go for it.
Please note that I do not take submissions for this page. This page is for my stories and experiences. If you want a page that takes submissions try techtales.com.

Just as a technical type note, this page has been tested in Netscape 4.7x, IE 5.5/6.0, and Netscape 6.1. Flawlessly it works, with no errors. Should you get errors, your browser sucketh. I run at 1024x768 on up, depending on which computer I'm at. I have no idea if the table in the left hand frame is viewable at some godawful lower resolution, and frankly don't care. If your computer can't do over 800x600...d00d...you got SO ripped off. That was all a long way of saying, "Don't email me about page errors if you're running an old browser or a low resolution."
Oh yeah, if anyone has a better scan of the picture above, send it to me. Mine was scanned from an old desk calendar and is pretty crappy, as you can plainly see.